May 2012
ne-yo: I didn’t come to this website to make friends I came to win
May 31st
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MOTHER FUCKING HUMBLR BUNDLE V →
LIMBO AMNESIA: THE DARK DESCENT BASTION MOTHER FUCKING PSYCHONAUTS PSYCHONAUTS, PLAYA!  FUCK YO PRODUCTIVITY
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May 30th
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Just another dream where I lived in this really nice apartment in a cove on a bay and do simple work for simple pay and then one day I take up a job to apparently “quiet” a bunch of japanese girls on a boat which I don’t realize means kill and then I get to the boat and some assassian lady tries to beat me to the punch and then kill me but I kill her first and then, having...
May 30th
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  crunchberrymessiah replied to your post: Of course I had a dream where I was in some kind of futuristic deathmatch labyrinth sponsor by Gillette that sounds fantastic. No, like we were fighting each other. This wasn’t a Katniss and Peeta thing.
May 30th
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Of course I had a dream where I was in some kind...
Alison Brie and I were fighting to the death with Gillete Fusion Proglide Razor’s.
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partyatgatsbys: I would have preferred to see Edward Norton play Gatsby. I would have preferred  to see someone who wasn’t Baz-“Why can’t everything be edited like a 90’s music video?”-Luhrmann directing The Great Gatsby.
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  im-cat replied to your post:   im-cat replied to your post: My dreams keep… I dunno, at least the creepy/weird/intense dreams are fun to write about, you know? And they’re fun to describe, but my brain keeps tossing me these really nice situations with really perfect people, and waking up from the dreams just fucking sucks. I used to enjoy writing about weird, intense dreams but these...
May 27th
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  im-cat replied to your post: My dreams keep being continuously ridiculous I have a lot of those too. They are kind of unpleasant. Does your brain also create dream significant others? I hate that a little more than the ridiculous ones. I actually prefer the dreams with dream significant others. Where the ridiculous ones usually end with me getting shot/bitten/stabbed and are a Lynchian...
May 27th
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My dreams keep being continuously ridiculous
From SyFy original movie plot-lines played straight in my head, to giant killer rodent things while on vacation in Japan (not like Godzilla giant, more like The Host), to Hunger-Games style Battle Royale’s in a warehouse (God Jack just shut up and let me stab you, stop being a bitch about it because I’m the one that’s beating you just because I didn’t wanna date you). I...
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Some scientists believe we are experiencing a mass... →
I’ve been thinking it’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that, I know. But lately I’ve been gettin’ the feelin’ that I come in at the end. The best is over. -Tony Soprano
May 26th
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Every time I see a black dude on Mad Men I can...
May 26th
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cocola-weda: hotforphysics: There are bags under my eyes. Bags of money haaha later peasants DIS BITCH
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"Vampire’s Kiss" features one of Nicolas Cage’s... →
Nicolas Cage gets an appropriately weird home in this 80s “vampire” movie. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. Nic Cage is one of, if not THE, greatest actors of this generation.
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christinadear: I wish I could fast forward my life 6 months just to see if I’m okay
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So I'm looking at everything they're offering at...
New and classic films abound this year on the farm. Catch an advance sneak peek of Hit and Run, written, directed by and starring Dax Shepard (Parenthood) and starring Kristen Bell (House of Lies; Forgetting Sarah Marshall). Hit and Run is the story of Charlie Bronson (Dax Shepard), a nice guy with a questionable past who risks everything when he busts out of the witness protection program to...
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HEY, DID I MISS ANYTHING?
danharmon: Kids:  A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know.  Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because they once created a show and cast my good friend Jeff Davis on it, so how bad can they...
May 19th
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“And while Community does exist as a show with seven very important, very well...”
– http://www.hollywood.com/content/news_detail.aspx?id=27020835&p=3&dir=next This is the one part of the show I’m most terrified of in Dan’s absence. He loves all of his characters, but he loves Abed. (via 500daysofevilexes)
May 19th
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