Is that the smell of water burning? EPISODE 3: CHEER THE FUCK UP WITH A SANDWHICH

STEP 1: GET YO INGREDIENTS IN THEY PLACE FOO. YOU GOTTA HAVE YO SHIT RIGHT. THIS AIN’T NO MOTHAFUCKIN’ GAME. I GO HARD IN DA MOTHERFUCKIN’ PAINT.

BREAD

DELI TURKEY (ALTERNATIVELY HAM OR SPARE RIBS)

SAY CHEESE, MOTHERFUCKER (FOR THIS SANDWICH I PREFER THAT WHITE ASS CHEESE BUT IT’S YOUR SANDWICH AND THIS IS AMERICA)

GET SOME CHIPS BITCH (I USE SUN CHIPS FOR THIS BUT YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT DORITOS WORK OR EVEN THOSE MULTI COLORED NATURAL CHIPS THOSE ARE ACTUALLY THE BEST FOR THIS CAUSE THEY’RE FUCKING GREAT AMIRITE?)

MUSTARD! (I USE SPICY BROWN BECAUSE IT IS INDISPUTABLY THE BEST MUSTARD.)

STEP 2: PUT THAT MUSTARD ON THAT BREAD.

SMILE BITCH!

STEP 3: PUT THAT TURKEY AND CHEESE ON THE MUSTARD ON THE BREAD. LAYERS FOOL!

STEP 4: FUCK THOSE CHIPS UP!

STEP 5: PUT THE CHIPS ON THE SANDWICH.

THAT’S RIGHT.

ON.

THE.

SANDWICH.

STEP 6: CLOSE THAT SHIT UP AND EAT IT LIKE U KNO ME.